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Top Ten Cross Country Ailments

10- you know as many kinds of pain as eskimos have words for snow.

9- your toenails are black.

8- your toe nails are falling off.

7- you foam at the mouth every time you see a big hill.

6- you have a permanent indention on your sternum from wearing a heart-rate monitor

5- your calves are bigger than your biceps.

4- your feet are comparable to rawhide.

3- you have chafing in strange places.

2- you can see your ribs through your shirt.

1- every time you throw up it's another Gatoraid color!